[CyberTOPS] Fwd: Scale Song to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic

[Harleen Bicknase]

Here the song is in one e-mail THANKS to Marie.


SCALE SONG

(Tune :The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

1.Each week you see us coming

At the calling of the scale.

We've devised a way of weighing less

We hope it sure wont fail,

And the Weight Recorders listen

As we try and sometimes fail.

And the scales keep weighing on.

*Chorus:*

Oh the drama in the weight room -

When were losing, its a great room.

When were gaining _ a debate room
And the scales keep weighing on.

2.There are some who think they weigh less,

With their hands up in the air,

So they raise their arms up high

And try to keep them way up there.

They sure hope that takes a pound off

Though the proof of its not there.

And the scales keep weighing on.

(Chorus)

3.There are those who think the difference

In their weight is in their clothes,

So they keep a special set of things

And always weigh in those.

Each week you see them just the same

>From their heads down to their toes.

And the scales keep weighing on.

(Chorus)

4.There is one who thinks she weighs less

When remembering to exhale

So she empties out her lungs

Before she steps upon the scale.

Better hurry up and weigh her

Cause shes looking rather pale

And the scales keep weighing on

(Chorus)

 5.Here comes another member

And shes looking quite distraught.

She know she has a gain tonight -

But a good excuse she got.

She bumped her arm the other day

The bruise, it weighs a lot.

And the scales keep weighing on.

(Chorus)

6.There is one who takes off extras for

They add more weight, shes found.

Theres her watch, her ring, her slip.

Her glasses piled up in a mound.

Last week she took her teeth out

Just to save a quarter-pound.

And the scales keep weighing on.

(Chorus)

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