[CyberTOPS] Acts 2:38

[MARY E FREDERICK]

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  Subj:  Acts 2:38














            An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
church

            services, when she was startled by an intruder.



          She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables
and

          yelled: "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of
Jesus

          Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)



          The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the
police and

          explained what she had done.



          As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
"Why

          did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture
to

          you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and
Two 38s!"



          Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing

          scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!































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